Steve Jobs made alot of money yesterday! I guess I should have married him when I had the chance. :-/

Back then though, in high school, he was such a geek. Not a geek as we know geeks today (geeks today are cool!), but a geeeeeeeeek. He’d stare at me in science class, and drool whenever I spoke of amoebas. And he’d talk about things that made no sense! “Apples from oranges”. What!?

He purposely made it so that his locker was right under mine.

And he’d leave little love notes in my locker. He told me one day I’d be sorry for not dating and marrying him. That he’d be a super rich son-of-a-bitch. And that he would name a personal computer after me.

And he did. :) BEHOLD! the Apple Lisa!

But I told him, as plainly and nicely as I could: I’d never marry someone just for money or fame. If it isnt for love, it just plain isnt.

But, as I get older.. and wiser (hehehe), things change. So, Steve.. if we’re still good… I’m still single!!

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